ACT TWO: Frat​-​tina

from by Danny Calise

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Jersey: Fellas, fellas, step into my office
You boys from out of town?
Frat brothers? I gotcha.
Soo what are we looking to get into tonight boys?


Frat brother: We just wanna have fun, you know
What all the other guys want.


(Other guy, who has had a few):
You think you could get us some coke?
(First guy)
We’re only in town tonight
We gotta make it count, alright, alright


So take us to a perfect place
(Other guy, also a perv):
One where we’re gonna get laid


I know just the bar, where you’d wanna go
It isn’t all that far, just up the road
They have the loosest girls, that you’d ever see
When you wake up tomorrow, youre gonna thank me


Okay, here we are, have a good night boys


Ladies, step on in
Ooh you are looking good tonight.
Shall I take us to Cielo nightclub


Latina: Oh you think just because we’re Latinas that we’re going to Cielo?
Hell yea we are, it’s the only Latin club in town
(Drunk friend)
Tienes cocaina?


We’re tired of our hometown guys
So we’re here tonight
I love a good girls night out
We don’t need a man
(Drunk friend):
I’m looking for a one night stand
Well, I am
We’re only here for one night
And I for one plan to live my life!
Now who’s with me?
Whoaaa Austin!


Jersey: Alright ladies here we are. Have fun!


Jersey, to Glen:
And that’s how it’s done Glen


Glen:
Isn’t it ironic that they both wanted coke?


Jersey:
No, Alannis Morisette, that’s not irony. Everyone asks for cocaine.

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from Tricycle Taxi: The Pedicab Musical, released October 15, 2016

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A high school teacher by day, singer-songwriter by Summer, Danny Calise simply will never stop writing songs.

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