Jersey: Fellas, fellas, step into my office
You boys from out of town?
Frat brothers? I gotcha.
Soo what are we looking to get into tonight boys?
Frat brother: We just wanna have fun, you know
What all the other guys want.
(Other guy, who has had a few):
You think you could get us some coke?
We’re only in town tonight
We gotta make it count, alright, alright
So take us to a perfect place
(Other guy, also a perv):
One where we’re gonna get laid
I know just the bar, where you’d wanna go
It isn’t all that far, just up the road
They have the loosest girls, that you’d ever see
When you wake up tomorrow, youre gonna thank me
Okay, here we are, have a good night boys
Ladies, step on in
Ooh you are looking good tonight.
Shall I take us to Cielo nightclub
Latina: Oh you think just because we’re Latinas that we’re going to Cielo?
Hell yea we are, it’s the only Latin club in town
We’re tired of our hometown guys
So we’re here tonight
I love a good girls night out
We don’t need a man
I’m looking for a one night stand
Well, I am
We’re only here for one night
And I for one plan to live my life!
Now who’s with me?
Jersey: Alright ladies here we are. Have fun!
Jersey, to Glen:
And that’s how it’s done Glen
Isn’t it ironic that they both wanted coke?
No, Alannis Morisette, that’s not irony. Everyone asks for cocaine.