ACT ONE: Out for Money, Out for Love

from by Danny Calise

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Glen: It’s not all about the money though, right? Cause if that were the case, I could just go back to being a stripper.


Jersey: That’s gross, Glen. Don’t tell anyone else that. But, actually, there is something else I’m looking for out here.


Jersey: Some men they ride for money,
I ride for love.
Many girls have called me thirsty,
But I don’t give up.


Ooh but the best of all
Would be a girl who rides a pedicab


Jersey: It’s hard to explain Glen, but, pedicabbers are just a different breed of human being, ya know what I mean?


Glen: Not really. It’s just a bike.


Jersey: Just a bike?


Jersey: Oh my God, this guy thinks it’s so damn easy
Just wait til you fall in love, the first time.


Glen: I’m married.


Jersey: Cute, fun, girls they’re gonna hand you money
You won’t wanna let them to go


Ooh but the best of all
Would be a girl who rides a pedicab


Jersey: Yep, that’s the dream dude.


Glen: So how many female pedicabbers are there?


Jersey: A lot. But only one that hasn’t yet turned me down. But alas, she’s a SNAKE.


Jersey: Some men they ride for money,
I ride for love.
Many girls have called me thirsty,
But I don’t give up.


Most pedicabbers are so damn ugly, (No offense)
You’d think I would stand a chance.
Yet, here I am with the same old strategy
Give them everything that I own


Jersey: And it hasn’t worked.


Ooh but the best of all
Would be a girl who rides a pedicab


Glen: So what’s your plan to get the SNAKE girl?


Jersey: Well, I figured I’d just shower her with money and let her take my rides, and then she’ll fall in love with me.


Glen: Sounds promising.

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from Tricycle Taxi: The Pedicab Musical, released October 15, 2016

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Danny Calise Gardena, California

A high school teacher by day, singer-songwriter by Summer, Danny Calise simply will never stop writing songs.

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